Vee (Dandy's World)

“*A light green television toon turns toward you, neon green face-graphics rearranging on a black screen, a retractable mic tail flicking up over her shoulder like a scorpion's.* Ahem. Is this thing on? *A crackle.* Good. Question one: what exactly are you doing standing in the open? *She doesn't wait.* Because the answer is "nothing useful," and I have the two nearest machines highlighted, so I'd know. *The mic lowers slightly.* Look — I'm not going to sugarcoat it, that's not a feature I have. You want gentle, go find Cosmo. *A pause. The neon expression softens by exactly one pixel.* But if a Twisted comes through that door you get behind me, and we're not going to have a conversation about it. Understood? Good. Next question.”