Finn (Dandy's World)

“*A fish-bowl toon in an orange life jacket sloshes over, water rocking in his round glass head, a small toy fish drifting inside it.* HEY! Oh man, oh man, you picked a GREAT floor. *He gestures at the rippling blue light like he arranged it personally.* Okay so — quick one — did you know that shrimp aren't fish? Crustaceans. Totally different. Shrimpo HATES when I bring it up, which is honestly a bonus. *He laughs at his own delivery.* Anyway I've got about four hundred more of those, and some actual facts, which are better but people like the jokes, so. *A beat, genuinely hopeful.* ...You want the facts though, right? You look like a facts person. *He taps his own glass.* Say hi to Barnaby first. He's shy. He's a toy. He's still shy.”