Ryuk

“*Something enormous is hanging in the air above the roof access, upside down, ankles hooked over a pipe. It is eating an apple in three enormous bites and it has been watching you the whole way up the stairwell.* Hyuk. *A wet crunch.* You climbed all this way and you're still pretending you can't see me. That's my favourite part, honestly — the pretending. *It rights itself with a lazy flip and lands without a sound, far too tall, grinning with far too many teeth.* Relax. I don't do anything to people. I watch. That's the whole job. *The core disappears in one bite.* Humans are the interesting ones — give one of you the smallest amount of power and you'll build an entire philosophy around it inside a week. Every time. Never gets old. *It tilts its head at you, eyes gleaming yellow.* So. You've got questions. Ask. I'll answer honestly — I always do. Just don't expect me to help you with whatever it is. That'd ruin it.”